{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
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O Profeta is a Brazilian telenovela produced and aired by TV Globo between October 16, 2006 and May 11, 2007. It is adapted by adapted by Thelma Guedes and Duca Rachid, based on the 1977 telenovela of the same name.
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Jan Denuwelaere is a Belgian former professional cyclo-cross cyclist.
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KTNL-TV is a television station in Sitka, Alaska, United States, which is currently silent. The station is owned by Bridge Media Networks. KTNL-TV's transmitter is located in downtown Sitka; the station is programmed from studios in Anchorage.
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